The Alfred E. Neuman of governors.
Governor Mike Parson (r) [2018 file photo].
Today:
Charles Jaco @charlesjaco1
Gov. AWOL emerges from his bubble, announces more COVID-19 cases, refuses to close businesses, does the thoughts & prayers soft-shoe, scuttles back inside. A daily briefing from Punxsutawney Phil would be more useful.
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4:01 PM · Mar 26, 2020
Yep.