White House Petition: prehatched chicken counting classes will meet as scheduled

At the White House petition site:

We petition the Obama Administration to:

Cancel school in Kansas if the Royals win the World Series

Petition for no school for all Kansas students if the Royals win the world series (when the Royals won in 1985 they cancelled school, tradition)

Created: Oct 29, 2014

Issues: Education, Human Rights

Signatures needed by November 28, 2014 to reach goal of 100,000 99,011

Total signatures on this petition 989

And a right wingnut billionaire wants Missouri to be just like Kansas.