Because there are no other pressing issues to address in Missouri these days

Is this really necessary?:

Missouree? Missouruh? To Be Politic, Say Both

By SARAH WHEATON

Published: October 12, 2012

In Missouri, a perennial swing state with a deeply divided electorate, it has long been one of the politically delicate calculations a candidate can make….

Another sign that a giant asteroid is gonna strike when the Mayan calendar ends in December.