Nuts, you say?

A Twitter conversation:

Randy Turner ‏@rturner229

No truth to rumor: Gangs of squirrels stalking Missouri GOP legislators 10:38 PM – 6 Feb 13

Michael Bersin ‏@MBersin

@rturner229 Are You sure? Everything is in place. 5:40 AM – 7 Feb 13

Randy Turner ‏@rturner229

@MBersin It sounds plausible, but the squirrels already have their nuts stored for the winter. 5:49 AM – 7 Feb 13

Previously:

HB 137: symptom of the universe (January 9, 2013)

SB 119: a foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds (January 9, 2013)

HB 157: Why not throw in a Tom and Jerry tax while we’re at it? (January 15, 2013)

HB 162: Tenthers and guns, what could go wrong? (January 15, 2012)

HB 170: so much for “originalism” (January 16, 2013)

HCR 9, HCR 8, HCR 6: not a jobs bill (January 17, 2013)

HB 181: even more tenther drivel (January 18, 2013)

SJR 14: While you’re at it, why don’t you add “stand your ground”? (January 21, 2013)

SB 183: don’t touch their junk (January 22, 2013)

HB 291: keping misooree stoopit (January 24, 2013)

HB 278: on the side of preening self-righteousness in the “War on Labor Day” (January 26, 2013)

HB 276: Shootout at the K-12 corral? (January 27, 2013)

HB 350: “Nobody move suddenly, he’s got a duck and he knows how to use it.” (January 29, 2013)

HB 383: the black helicopters won’t need GPS when they can just use Gadsden license plates (January 31, 2013)

HB 400: apparently wire coat hangers aren’t considered a chemical (February 2, 2013)

HB 386: a single wedge issue legislative agenda always trumps everything else (February 3, 2013)

HB 421: channeling the Specie Circular (February 5, 203)

HB 420: when pie tins are outlawed, only outlaws will have pie tins (February 5, 2013)

HB 436: loonier than Wayne LaPierre at a press conference (February 5, 2013)

SB 269: paper tigers (February 6, 2013)

SB 265: if you didn’t want the black helicopters to track you down… (February 6, 2013)

That’s not all of it.

We rest our case.