…He may have junk food ready made

And if he posts his Twitter light

He’ll have his access to the right.

Okay, this is funny:

Eli Yokley ‏@eyokley

The plane issue has been one that Republicans have pretty successfully hounded Nixon on for years… Can’t imagine it polls well. #MOGov #2016 2:59 PM – 23 Jan 13

Brandon H. ‏@BHIndepMO

define successfully please | rt @eyokley The plane issue has been one that Republicans have pretty successfully hounded Nixon on for years 3:04 PM – 23 Jan 13

Eli Yokley @eyokley

@BHIndepMO Um, everyone knows about it and we’re still talking about it. 3:04 PM – 23 Jan 13

Um, tautology much?

Brandon H. ‏@BHIndepMO

@eyokley has it really changed anything aside from that? the Rs can only go to the point that they see their own planes/plane rides 3:06 PM – 23 Jan 13

It gets better:

caitlin legacki ‏@caitleg

He won by only 14% RT @eyokley: The plane issue has been one that GOP have pretty successfully hounded Nixon on Can’t imagine it polls well. 3:10 PM – 23 Jan 13

Eli Yokley ‏@eyokley

@caitleg 1) you of all people know that plane stuff sticks with people, 2) 2016: Whole new ballgame. 3:11 PM – 23 Jan 13

Brandon H. ‏@BHIndepMO

@caitleg we need a formula to figure out how many planes would have cost Jay (or Claire) re-election last year. 3:12 PM – 23 Jan 13

caitlin legacki ‏@caitleg

@eyokley you’re right. The plane stuff was so effective against Claire that she won by only 16%. Ooof. 3:13 PM – 23 Jan 13

That last one left a mark.

Previously:

He doth protest too much, methinks (December 30, 2012)