By @BGinKC

There are probably stranger things in the world than a candidate for the Senate to make a big deal out of announcing a 4:15 press conference to make a two minute statement that he is staying in until November because he supports freedom more than Claire McCaskill, and she’s led us to a dystopian nightmare and he’s going to lead us out of the desert. (So long as you aren’t a Vaginal American Missurian. If that’s the case, Claire’s your girl.)

In short, he wants more of everything good, and Claire has delivered us unto evil, and we’re doomed unless he’s elected and she should withdraw and give the election to him.

Wow. Just…Wow. I’m going to have to watch that thing a couple more times to get my head around what just happened.